Why you should live in South Jordan

A poem for no one in particular. Especially not geared towards one beloved cousin/friend who is moving back to the beautiful state of Utah.

South Jordan is a whimsical suburb
With clean air and lovely homes
A place to raise your family
No one has yet dug up any bones (see that article on KSL?)

Beautiful views of both west and east ranges
Two Temples of which to partake
Close enough to all friends and family
Oh please do not us forsake! (PLEASE!!!!)

Ample shopping for food and clothing
Costco's coming, Walmart's already here
Not like that ghetto one in Connecticut
The District has all, never fear!

So come, come live in South Jordan
My dearest Cheryl, bring the whole fam!
Oh shoot, I made it specific
I meant this to be generic, for any man

In other news, did you know you can learn a ton of fun stuff going on in South Jordan at the following site?

http://www.southjordancity.org

How can you not want to live in a city that has an annual easter-egg hunt, it's own 10K, and a Spring Clean-up event?

Ranked #18 of the best places to live in 2012, SJ is one of the fastest growing cities in Utah. CNN Money says it's true. Don't read the 2013 list. It's wrong.

Um, what else, what else. Oh yeah. I live here. And I'm never wrong. Well, not usually. Certainly not about this.

Why you shouldn't live north of SLC though - it's the armpit of Utah. Ogden specifically, but you don't want to live in Syracuse or Roy, Layton or any of those other towns up there. Don't be swayed by cost of living or cleaner air - I'm sure you'll regret it if you are looking for long-term living. I'd also steer you away from other SL Valley towns like Taylorsville, Kearns or West Valley.

You are South Jordan type people and South Jordan WANTS you. Oh look, they're building houses right behind my house...interesting...